ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed

Bruh, this is the Good Place Committee IRL 🤣

Step 1: Obtain Cat

Step 2: Show the cat your roach infestation

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit? MEOW?

(Good for getting rid of mice, doesn’t do much against roaches… 🤷‍♂️ At least the cat is warm to hold when I’m sad)

New Slogan be like: 没有共产党 If it weren’t for MAGA, 没有新中国 There would be no New America

(The crossed out phrase is a common propaganda thing that was taught in mao era China meaning: “If it weren’t for the CCP, there would not be a ‘New China’… which is BS lol”.)

People value their lives

Can’t trust the nazi computer that’s trying to crash your car

Best you’ll get is Garland v2: Electric Boogaloo

FFS, if a Dem gets into power DONT FUCK IT UP! PROSECUTE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW

(oh wait, forgot about the pre-emptive pardons 😓, thanks, whoever wrote the constitution, what a stupid rule, pardons? what are we, a Monarchy?)

Setting the US Constitution on fire using the power of the conservative fist.

But then we can’t have an off-record drunken party chat on how to genocide some brown children!

Cash me outside John.

I’m gonna rap battle you so hard, and make your blood boil, you’ll have another stoke again. Then I’ll be in the headlines, Philly Man defeats a sitting US Senator via rap battle. I win the Dem special primary by unanimity because nobody dares to go against me.

There, me, Senator from PA (Class III seat), serving until 2029 (but I might run again 😉)

(Am I being ridiculous? Well the simulation broke down so this Philly Man is the best you get as champion of Democracy, sorry 😁)

We don’t have empathetic leftist polititians who are also willing to “go low”.

It was preceeded by a market crash.

The market is crashing right now.

Hopefully we’ll get another Progressive Era.

Also Grammar nazis

They got old information pre-2024 and they haven’t received info about the new update.

They got old information pre-2024 and they haven’t received info about the new update.

Except for Navalny supporters, they get Gulag+

In Mainland China, most people don’t know about Tiananmen, the older people who heard about it didn’t know much unless they were in Beijing, my parents (in Guangdong province at the time) just think its some kids “causing trouble”.

Most of the liberalizations goals failed, there is no free press. China is a State-Capitalist dictatorship.

Tiananmen got deleted.

Never knew until I immigrated to the US. And even then, its merely a brief mention on it and calls it “communism” (its not lol) and then the teachers proclaim its why “communism” is bad, USA constitution rule of law blah blah.

Look how good the constitution is, its being ripped apart right now.

Sure, the western world knows it happened, but its only a few shitposters on the internet cares about it. If you go on the street and ask the average westerner, they’d have no clue on what you’re talking about.

A few posts on reddit shitposting on June 4 is not exactly being “Vindicated”.

The CCP won, they erased history.

The USA is now following the same path.

Autocrats of the world have won.

To be fair, a Person with a PhD still can have Dunning-Kruger on other subjects.

Ben Carson is a great Neurosurgeon, but dumbass on politics.

The US began with slavery.

Then slavery ended (with the prison exemption, but still…)

Only white male land owners had rights.

But eventually all white males had rights.

Then rights were expanded to black men.

Then to women.

Then segregation ended and interracial marriage is legal.

Now same-sex marriage is legal.

Soon we will have trans rights protections.

Don’t give up. We’ve come a long way.

This nation was started by white land owners for white land owners. But it has since evolved. More people have rights than ever before in the history of this country.

Do not give up. We can’t let 200+ years of history go to waste because of two four-year terms of one politician.

Did you know, chimps don’t have remote killing drones, armored vehicles, or nuclear weapons.

Well human do, and its usually not the average person that have posession of those things.