I’m partial to meatbag.
HK-47 approves.
I came here to say the exact same thing.
“But master! That would be a waste of my genius programming!”
This is the one.
This was my first thought too.
Meat Puppets…oh wait…that’s been taken already.
ET? Does she imagine robots basking in the sun to gather heat?
Also:
- Meatbag
- Fleshwad
- Skintube
- Flesh-piles
- Organ-sacks
- Sack of skin
- Coffin stuffers
Bender Bending Rodríguez
I mean, I could see there being solar powered robots. So, kind of, yeah.
I mean unless they’re using solar powered steam engines, it still doesn’t make sense. Also, they need perfectly efficient internals (conductors etc.) to be exothermal.
Ooh, kinda like Coffin Stuffer
I really like it as well, it conveys the purity of the blessed machine, and the impermanence of the fleshbags.
Ugly bags of mostly water.
The correct answer is “meatbags”
Was looking for HK47 in the comments. Bravo.
For real, the answer is already obvious
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
The number of times I find myself using that quote is a lot higher than you’d expect.
I have an old bandmate saved in my phone as meat popsicle, but i can’t remember why.
Did he show up at your door to arrest you?
Humans are nowhere near 99% water.
It says %90
Humans are nowhere near 90% water.
I’m nearly 90% full of beer.
At least 5%
Bender voice
I’m 40% water! bangs chest
Dont forget “Meatbag”, because Star Wars the Old Republic didn’t.
HK-47 is one of the best RPG companions of all time.
I concur. We are concurrent.
Ugly bags of mostly water
I was missing a reference to us being basically a water balloon. Well done, human.
And this is why I love this place.
Came here to make sure this was here
Same
imagine banging a robot and they scream ‘HARDER YOU DISGUSTING MEATBAG’
Futurama already coined the perfect one, meat bags.
Futurama already coined
Lem beat them to it (Cyberiad)
Meatbag is a classic
To be fair, we skinbags do ruin everything.
I mean you’ve missed the obvious one for a biological.
“Fucking fuckers ruining everything”
Fry: Look how ridiculous they look.
Bender: Please, he’s no different from the rest of you organisms; shooting DNA at each other make babies. I find it offensive.
Probably the biggest or most remarkable difference is that we metabolize food.
And thus piss and shit.
So… shitsack, pissbag, fartboy/girl, stuff like that, would likely make a lot of sense for an entity that doesn’t do that, and it is also very literally accurate.
Oh and then… having sex, gender and reproductive organs.
A machine intelligence doesn’t have, or need those, beyond serving some kind of purpose to humans.
If it doesn’t care to appeal to or fit in with humans, why would it bother?
Why would it even kind of give a shit about gender norms, beyond understanding them as a thing humans do, with whatever intent behind that understanding?
