• Tempus Fugit@midwest.social
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    10 days ago

    Stream of consciousness, I once busted out a corvid joke during COVID in a company meeting when a dude was complaining about crows calling in the background… it fell flat AF.

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      10 days ago

      What was the joke?!

      Customer and I were talking about my busted rib and how miserable it is to cough or laugh. He laid this one on me (the timing is crucial) and put me in pain:

      Know what they call the white stuff in chicken shit?

      Chicken shit.

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        10 days ago

        God, I don’t remember exactly but something like, “you’d better quarantine yourself, sounds like you’ve got corvid.”