oh no. this guy is Ron Paul’s son. Senator from Kentucky like Mitch Mccooonnel, oops

Ron Paul, oh I liked him when I was into hating the DEA the FED and etc.

remember when “audting the fed” was controversial. Elon Musk thought that meant deranged bullshit please, unto me

no idea but probably just a common million-footed monster that will absolutely spicy bite. we got em in the U.S. midwest, but not quite so big. Ohio people are terrified of sprickets, giant harmless crickets, and they are just part of the dank basement ecosystem

my slovenly ass picked up my dirty t-shirt off the floor in Hawaii and some 30-cm monster came flying out and disappeared underneath the china cabinet, not sure why there was a china cabinet. took me awhile and some soothing from my unflappable lover to decide if I should be really freaking out.