can you imagine what it must be like to do mainstream satire in 2025? fucking grim. if you want to be an optometrist, just remember that most of the best laughs come from some of the worst places. i just hope y’all can see that.

but most importantly: white

“paging mike judge… paging mike judge…”

I’m not even religious, but I still know about the Whore of Babylon.

This all sounds eerily familiar…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)

maybe if you fart into a cryogenic chamber right into a pot of liquid nitrogen. then you can heat it up again later and… why am i here again?