America economy was broken, it needed to be rebuilt, it was doing very, very poorly, it was the ~checks notes~ strongest economy in history… so it clearly needed to be destroyed…

Umm kind of lost the plot on this one.

And by “just changed” we mean taking the money away from workers and giving it to CEO’s and shareholders.

Tesla is overvalued by atleast 50%, any bump upwards is short term. I’m going to enjoy when the margin calls start. Even at $110 it’s overvalued.

Turns out there is a little bit of hope for America left.

Who else has been making bank being paid to protest, I was just at a fundraiser where George Soros was jumping around on stage gleefully after dismantling our government services and leaving the country concerned for their future. George was also handing out million dollar checks for a few lucky folks.

I am so happy George decided to get so involved in politics.

What do you mean? He is liberating low, middle and upper class Americans from their wealth and jobs.

Never thought I would see a flood of Americans refugees coming to Canada to escape a tyrannical government…

I guess that’s what you get when you elect a criminal with dementia as president.

Drones could drop high concentrations of fertilizer all over his course, suprised nobody has tried it yet.

Ah yes, I remember when we spend years calling for Trump’s arrest, this should go well with speedy results…

Schumer has lost all credibility.

When the dudes own mother openly speaks out against how terrible he is, maybe we should listen.

If they are dead or missing they would be losers in his mind, so why bother wastng time or energy on it when you could be golfing and setting yet another course record.

I would love to see an televised Obama/Trump golf match just to show how much of a liar and cheat Trump is, even at golf. Trump would get waxed despite “winning his course championship” every single year.

We are getting to North Korea levels of propaganda and they are just gobbling it up.

“It’s our word!” - Elon Musk

As crazy as it sounds, bitcoin, if US market crashes, all markets crash.

Gold would be good too, but I find it to be just as valuable as bitcoin in the real world - worthless to me, but a way to store wealth.

Please hold the bag so I don’t get a margin call.