Balls bout to drop any day now

He’s got to be hooked up to a catheter

I can’t believe its not

So fragile, they need to be treated very gently

Putin invented it, Trump just does what he’s told

That’s the current headline and it’s courtesy of Mitch

What do you think the average German citizen should’ve done in 1939 to avoid condemnation?

Putin told him to

Republicans were constantly screaming “But her emails!” when Hillary Clinton used email

Buttery males!

That’s a fireable offence

Americans hate this one simple beetle!

How pathetically petty