wow they don’t call him genius for nothing. truly a master of deciphering the subtlety of flashing neon signs.

fucking troglodyte.

we need more players 2. where’s Tails, Diddy, Lance, Jimmy, Ken… Insert coin already.

at least you got a horse

he’s not even the president why would they brief him

that’s gonna be a long list with all the people who support the terrorist state of israel

It is by no spores either

of course not. if it were, there would be at least one person going “why are we using signal for this?” or at least “is this ok that we’re doing this over signal?”

they’re the most incompetent bunch of losers you could possibly bring together. I don’t think you could manage this is you put an ad on Craigslist for incompetent losers, or have a fucking dimwit convention.

you might find things other than loose change behind the cushions when there’s a couchfucker on the loose.

while vance is vp? ew, no

who would invest in a car that’s so susceptible to spontaneous combustion

hey look, I don’t know what’s going on, I just work here. ask someone who’s responsible. the buck stops somewhere over there.

so just inhale it all… ok

it is basic biology, ie biology simplified to teach a kid in middle school. the thing is sciences don’t stop at middle school level. a lot of university education is about clarifying that things you learned before were simplified to the point that they’re practically useless if not outright wrong.