Nope sorry, corporations can only be ‘people’ legally if it endows all of the benefits but none of the risks.

I’m told this is a cornerstone of capitalism.

They do not, at least not in the way that this couple of Twitter influencers is claiming.

If you are a bounty hunter (bail bondsman) for instance you can pay a fee to get a rough location on a phone number that you provide. That does not work in this instance, there’s no service that allows you to ask, “send me the phone numbers and account ownership names of every single mobile device in this 3 mile radius during the protest”.

There is absolutely no way they have tracking data for the 30,000-odd attendees across all the various mobile providers and platforms (Apple/Google/etc) just a day or so later without state-level surveillance agencies access. And even then, the picture would be incomplete and need a LOT of work for them to make the claims they’re making about it overlapping with other groups they’re monitoring.

Its all made up.

Its not like they can just keep showing up to work and the security keyfobs will keep working and the paycheck will keep coming.

That shit wouldn’t work at a Taco Bell I don’t see how you guys think it would work for a Federal Trade Commission officer.