Panama. Greenland. Canada. Gaza.

It truly feels like Trump is desperate to cement his place in history with a territorial expansion. I honestly think these seeds were planted by Putin to destabilize Euro-American (and NATO) relations.

Silly. They’re looking for a fall guy, not actually addressing the problem or being responsible.

“Oh God! The consequences of my actions are impacting me!”

• The honorable Mr Bacon.

Better method:

Walk up to geologist, hand them a rock

“Look at this cool agate I found!”

Where “agate” is substituted for any obviously incorrect identification.

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” - man leaking information on a non-official channel while cosplaying as a military leader.

My daughter’s daycare is more stringent on OPSEC for christ’s sake.

It’s like an email with a “If you’re not the intended recipient please don’t read and dispose of this message” footer levels of OPSEC.

Elno & Trump:

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Wv9QRUTqJOAAAAAC/liar-liar-jim-carrey.gif