When the misogynistic radiation ionizes oxygen, it smells exactly like Axe body spray. So strange.

Oh no!

Anyway…

“Domain, Kingdom, Phy- oh no! Kevin is right there! OK, I should ask before I forget.”

Ooooohhhh… That’s a thing? Let me guess, I have to pay to publish my ChatGPT-authored “research” proving that cats are actually aliens?

Is there money in writing crap “research” papers like this?

I would be fine doing this under a pseudonym. But I know UFO researchers really have to hustle a ton. So maybe not?

Yes! I spent 20 months uh, just minutes looking for a variation on this exact image! Thank you!

When they’re born, they’re called foal slippers.

https://horseyhooves.com/foal-slippers/

But just in general, horse hooves are amazing and so weird. It’s literally if your middle finger was half your leg, and the nail was a huge wraparound thing. Then plus you grew extra keratin on your fingertip like a mega callus from birth. Because why not?

https://horsecareadvisor.com/horses-hooves-when-born/

Han Solo - I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.

Wood frog - There’s everything to see. The forest is beautiful and rich and vibrant, bursting with life. I love it.

Han Solo - You’re gonna die here you know.

Wood frog - Han, WTF? I thought we were having a moment.

Horse feet are so strange. Actually, horse fingers and toes. Most of what you can the horse “leg” is what would be your finger.

With a big beefy nail that looks like horror when born, and smashes and rubs into place in their first day.

If they don’t give you nightmares, you don’t understand how they work.