Profits are woke if they don’t serve my agenda

My brain has always translated BS to “Bastard Studies.” I genuinely have up take a beat when someone says they have a BS in something so I can remind myself science bachelor

My grandfather was the cartographer in WWII. I’m just that person with a camera and GI issues

Didn’t even consider that misunderstanding! No need for apologies, just glad to help!

 Model           Camera person

( ͡°❥ ͡°)             ᕦ[❍ ͆]ຈ)
    |                  |
   butt               butt
    |                  |
    V                  V
 (‿|‿)￩not fart    (‿ᗕ‿)￩fart

Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I’m not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!

Watching Grandma’s Boy with my parents was pretty wild.

Not nearly as wild as watching with my mom, aunts, uncles, and cousins the Titty Fuck Follies VHS we found in my grandmother’s bedroom right after she died.

Also found her dildos and other assistive technologies. We put all of that in a bag of “sentimental” items and buried it with her.

My grandmother was known to blow my grandfather in the hot tub at their condo and used to tell random people how to use the bubble jets to have an orgasm.

Rest in peace, Grandma, you majestic legend.

Oh wow! But are there any downsides?

I have a friend named don. I just met them. It’s you. You’re my friend now.

Deal with it.

Wow, look at don knowing fancy words, like Aqua’s fluoride animatronic acid

Most of the people complaining about that probably shouldn’t be talking to kids anyway

When a mommy scientist and daddy scientist love each other a lot, they pray to Caffeine and Nicotine, the gods of late-night trivial tasks…

330100-90000=240100

240,100 is pretty close to 250,000. 250000*4=1,000,000

Unless you just misread the tweet or chart, in which case, sorry for explaining the wrong part.

They should test it out on each other to find out who’s right. Loser wins.

My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn’t tell me about