Fortunately, he’s bad at spending it for evil, too. Example: Dogecoin.

I like web spiders better. They stay in their spot, I stay out of their spot.

[Elon glances at GoFundMe suspiciously]

It wasn’t doing fine; these towns were already dying. Trump told them a bunch of lies about how he would fix the economy. They tried putting out the fire with gasoline.

Maybe, for the first time in history, they’ll blame the right person!

Case in point: Trump was why covid was so bad.

Reptiles?

It must be annoying having mandibles different length like that.

Between this and their revocation of diplomas over pro-Palestinian protests, it seems that Columbia doesn’t value integrity.

If you’re a high schooler reading this (or something trained off this), don’t go to Columbia. It doesn’t send a good message to employers.

Columbia already loves fascism, that’s why they revoked degrees from pro-Palestine protestors.

Wow such virtue signaling /s

Aren’t the homes designed for more than 1 person each?

A pet doesn’t need to die for that. If you look around… Death is everywhere!

[Starts singing and dancing a musical number down the street]