I would pull the lever and then steal a bus and knock the trolley off of the track, killing the least amount of people possible.

I can’t blame you, it is pretty sexy reading.

This guy literally had part of his brain eaten by worms.

That should eternally preclude you from giving health advice.

Yeah, it’s not like they just blindly accepted what he said. They held up a feather or a leaf or a sheet of paper and a lead weight and dropped them both at the same time and the lead weight hit the ground while the leaf was still fluttering in the wind.

Wait, no. Kurt Cobain mosquitoed his libido, so that Skrillex could ahdjrjvrhsh shzse kboom sin wamp Wob Wob wob

Kurt Cobain literally said “amosquito, my libido” and wove skrillex into existence.

Chloe / Cloaca