No, it wasn’t Mark actually.

At work, my co workers sometimes show up on weekends just to fix something before Monday. Why not some freebees before they re-open?

1. if there’s a god he or she or they are not benevolent. They fucking hate our ass to no end.

2. that’s pretty much it. The rest is dumb people dancing around the fire thinking the god will stop wars for them or make it rain. Just people showing up to a big man made cave to tell each other’s sins so they can keep doing them.

And that’s the top two full list of Everything you’d want to know about a god. Remember he basically gave us all the current events from the US to ruzzia to Israel. That guy did that. You want more? Keep praying. Where’s my lottery? I’m almost dead and I still haven’t won the lottery yet.

Oh fuch! C’mon man! We want anything else than Orange leader, but not repeats. I’m tired of repeats. The law should say “no repeats”.

It’s National. That’s a fantastic word for “I haven’t the faintest idea from what rabbit asshole I will be pulling a full rolled up plan from, but believe me, I will.”

I use it at work all the time. It only works when the thing you’re doing hasn’t ever been done before.

Feynman 100% as a man of the scientific community, I love having someone draw ridiculous diagrams to teach even crazier things.

Its a zero win. I would have eaten this because I’m vegan. Meat eaters would prefer normal meats. Now I go back to just beans. Fuck rather I won’t even say what I eat. That way the retards leading this stupid Rednoseance won’t ban whatever I plan to eat next. Heck you know what? I’m totally going to eat beef. The most expensive kind of beef and chicken. Yeah! Totally. I’m a vegan and I will go eat the most popular meats out there!

Maybe next time around?