Now I have Good Charlotte playing in my head.

Scientists are people, too. Give them the McDonald’s money and they’ll do all sorts of cool things for you.

One is expected to be protected and nurtured after it’s born, the other is expected to enter the Thunderdome days later.

Bumble bee: “Hi.”

Octopi, octopuses, and octopods are all valid pluralizations of octopus in American English.

Conversely, cacti is the only valid pluralization of cactus.

Don’t worry, language itself pissed us off long before you did.

Good jokes never die, nor do Black Knights.

Schrödinger’s radioactive decay may or may not have killed his cat.