Keeping inept morons and malicious actors out of the White House pretty much falls to the political parties and the voters.

Unfortunately being a scumbag asshole is a huge positive for a lot of Americans now.

Woah WOAH there Mr President! You can’t expect them to use the forbidden words!

He’s secretly a fan of Evil Improv.

He will be under house arrest and will be allowed to stay within any home, car, or aircraft that he owns.

Lifelong USer here, and the people who are the most vocal about that stuff while not acting on it are very much like the people who are most vocal about their christianity while being scumbags. It’s often the same people, honestly.

How dare you point out something so relevant and foreboding.

Automate their burnination and you get a satisfactory!