this is just like, 96% of organizations

so yeah i’m going to need you and everyone you know to make up stories about the impressive girth of my dick, thanks.

it’s like “moist”, yeah there’s nothing wrong with it yet nonetheless it just sounds… a little bit unnerving
and like, penis is kinda similar, it’s too clinical and funny sounding.

we need a word like dick for the vagina, short (hah) and snappy and neutral.

i’m just glad we have noses so we can breathe while chewing

it’s very funny how this kind of thing constantly repeats, and then you look at the horror and it’s utterly mundane and kinda pathetic

elephants aren’t afraid of mice, but humans are apparently so desperate for horror that we’ll be spooked by jellyfish

my brother in christ you’re responding to “creatine is the only useful supplement” with “it perpetuates the broader harmful falsehood that lifters need a cabinet of supplements”, do you not see how this seems a bit nonsensical?

you’re absolutely hunting when you have food, why would you wait to hunt until you’re hungry? do you only buy more food when you’ve emptied out the fridge?

also not everyone hunts, foraging has historically been arguably a more significant part of how people fed themselves, and even then not everyone is going to be doing that, some people are just going to be staying at camp to take care of the kids and stuff.

what you’re suggesting is something that sounds good in your head, what i’m suggesting is pretty widely accepted practice.

unless you’re struggling to buy food i would say creatine is 100% worth it, it’s not that expensive really and you can just mix a teaspoon into your morning drink.

And for that little effort and expense you get a free ~10% increase in strength so long as you keep consuming it, which lets you train more faster, resulting in permanent gains.

like it’s not obligatory or anything, but it’s a great way to help yourself get into fitness, just makes it slightly easier. Really the big benefit of it can be said to simply be that it makes you more likely to keep going.

h-hey you’re a geologist right? can you uh, identify this c- i mean… rock? for me?

this is why kentuckees have such great teeth, lots of coalgate

the “sad” reality of fitness is that it just boils down to “do exercise, eat 2 hours before an intense workout, creatine helps give a little strength boost”.

There’s no magical thing you can do to make things easier/faster other than just going harder or, you know, steroids (which has obvious downsides). And everything else that people tend to worry about, like the precise amount of protein to eat, is just… like yeah it has an effect but if you just do shitloads of workouts and eat when you’re hungry it’s basically impossible to not get stronger.

i mean you just did the same thing in english, queue slicer
the only difference is that in german it’s more normal to shove words together and call it one word, whereas english is for once easier to understand.

oh you can validate them real easy: it’s anecdotal, thus false until actually proven.

eeeh our whole evolutionary niche is to be so social that we’ll form bonds with a literal rock, i can’t see the vast vast vast majority of mentally healthy humans managing to do it, more likely they’d try to gently throw the child away from the danger and sacrifice themselves.

“peptide-based protocol” is a pretty good band name

you mean the prostate?

unfortunately a lot of cats suffer from “stinky dummy” syndrome, it’s very sad 😔

at this point i feel the only sensible answer is to use the most nonsensical form that still sounds normal

octopiussi

they need to be armed now??? jesus christ i’m so sick of modern products…