Good time to sell raincoats

Next week on CNN, they’ll be reporting on the random missiles landing in Chicago as if the city fucking deserved it.

GOD DAMNIT

I saw “Trump, 79…” And my heart thought that was an obituary and it knew joy. For one minor fleeting second.

He’s actually the next space on my bingo card.

Timmy would go on to run for Congress on an anti killbot policy. He would lose to a bigoted blowhard who insisted on the right for all people to own killbots to make them pancakes.