I hear that, but would also consider the monied interests would like more stability, and would ease the rallying behind Vance… probably.

What about providing him gympie-gympie toilet paper?

D. moroides is notorious for its extremely painful sting which may leave victims suffering for weeks or even months. It is reputed to be the most venomous plant in Australia, if not the world.

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The trichomes stay in the skin for up to a year, and release the toxin cocktail into the body during triggering events such as touching the affected area, contact with water, or temperature changes.

I will now gaze wistfully into the near distance and contemplate life under the more competent evil.