Abed, stop being meta! Why do you always have to take whatever happens to us and shove it up its own ass?

Dean Dangerous was renown across the globe and throughout the epochs for his bravery, intelligence, dashing good looks, and crime-solving skills. By day, he was the humble leader of Greendale Community College, the best school in the entire world.

But by other days, he was the foremost expert on interdimensional crime solving and other spy stuff for the United Government of Earth.

On this particular day, he wore both hats. Neither of which were borrowed from his sister.

Amazing. Thank you.

That is gonna be the worst book I ever read cover to cover.

Who’s the Dean, Vice-Dean and Troy character. I have got to know.

He got off easy. He was this close to having a copy of “Braunwald’s Heart Diease” slammed right onto his left ventricle. Watch out for that 11th edition. It’s a doozy.

The critical “Check Engine” light came on, so I removed the indicator light. Problem solved!

What an awkward and/or Roman thing to say.

Even when they’re late, they’re running on time. This is normal and nothing to worry about. Carry on.

They definitely won’t be bogged down by rights or liberties.