Meanwhile Trump is holding all the cards, playing uno.

Maybe he IS playing 3 dimensional chess, but he is still losing

And they wonder why people want them luigified? I’m not even American and I want that.

The front can fall off.

I changed my name to “Sweaty Balls” and was invited immediately.

If it had some pictures to color out, alongside with pens, it would add a nice touch to those boring briefings. Maybe add a lolly too!

And a little racecar!

I think they meant their own message. As in “this is the most ridiculous bullshit I could come up with, but maybe they really fucked up that bad”.

And not as a survival strategy when threatened. For fun, and then they laugh (see attached pictures).

Obviously /s, they’re adorable.

We should sell barrel aged farts to rich idiots.

If you’re not pre Clovis, get out!

Wake me up when it’s at 20% or so, 45 is waaaaaay too much for the shit show he’s delivering.

These GOP townhalls are very enjoyable. Let’s hope we see more of this.

Let’s hope the energy leads to change. I do want to be entertained, but I want to safe first.