Yeah… the company won’t take the hit. Yes, I know I’m beating a dead horse by just saying it again

What retirement savings? His last administration made sure they were gone

I’m with you. That’s a hell of a stretch, given the way things are already looking

Ok, we get it. He doesn’t play well with others and throws poop on the playground. Let’s just get him in a special needs program

So… big brother has demanded they enact newspeak. Got it

Now is the time to start standing up for each other

Not wrong.

We’re getting to the point where “polite conversation” will be banned

Ursine appendages

Someone done drank the Flavor-ade

Let’s hope they don’t ruin the last good thing they have going for them. I’m really looking forward to s2

“Ripple”

That’s a big misnomer, there. How 'bout those egg prices, Karen?

Good… something something shithole country (Trump’s words, not mine)

Send fElon packing

Needlessly and recklessly endanger people who you already put in harm’s way*

Ftfy

Loose lips something something

If we tried to be smart instead of “great”… or even good (kind to people)…

In other news… water is wet

I’ve got a plan. Dunno about you

OMG. He looks just like a fucking Oompa Loompa in that picture

Wait… I thought Trump was going to have inflation and grocery prices fixed on day 1

I know it’s been said, but it bears repeating, for the willfully ignorant in the back