Step 3: …

Step 4: Profit bigly

March while you can before Trump criminalizes CC Day as DEI

Oopsie we fucked up your life… Sowwee!

You might be able to get permanent residence first and then apply for citizenship. I recall meeting a Canadian in Amsterdam who did that.

Yeah that’s probably closer to the truth and he doesn’t care; he’ll ride or die whatever it is.

Republicans paying for votes.

There, fixed your title.

He spooged on himself; he gave the designation in his honor, like a king.

These fucking twats are treating Trump like a king. That’s because they think they’ll be the lords of the land. Little do they know, they are about as useful to Trump as the next pair of Depends.

It’s not that difficult. He doesn’t come across as charismatic or interesting by himself at all. He’s kind of a bland person that no one would miss at a party or a reunion or even at all.

At some point, he got a reaction from saying racist shit that made him feel better about himself. So he went all in. Better to be infamous than to be boring.

If he was younger, he would have paid for Andrew Tate’s seminars and called him an alpha. Or even younger, he would went Columbine and shot up his school.

Just a boring, bland, uninteresting man that no one will miss.

Claim bone spurs, then conscientious objector and if all fails, there’s fragging.

Honestly, I don’t think Trump is smart enough to be annoyed by all the nuances of race as a societal construct. This is all Steven Miller, that Goebbels fan boy. Trump is just signing shit they put in front of him.

New news is that pro-Israel elements aided in identifying and tracking these students.

So the failed Austrian painter’s heinous policies are now supported by the people they were first used against. What’s next? Jewish oven operators?

Or be president

You mean Trump Air?

Bobby Brainworm in charge of the health department is about as logical as watching “On Golden Pond” to learn how to rebuild an engine transmission.

Fucking retarded.

Violating equal opportunity by investigating DEI initiatives which support equal opportunity.

This is shove-your-head-up-your-ass mental gymnastics.

Yup NATO bases in Greenland monitor Russian activity in the North Atlantic. The US taking over means Russia gets to do what it wants.

Time for California to secede before the Trump black hole sucks them into MAGAland

Save them for when we need to restart the spin of the earth’s core or kill some kaiju.

ICE == Gestapo