You mad bastard, that’s twisted genius!

Piece of cake. Just make it a illegal to vote for anyone but Republicans.

It is! Some countries use a “permanent” ink to prevent voting twice, but yes, just let people vote.

Let’s imagine one person one vote, but without voter ID. Now, one person can be 10 people…IF that one person wants to set the record for “easiest voter fraud conviction ever.”

In-person election fraud isn’t a thing that statistically happens.

However, requiring an ID does SUPPRESS turnout in countries that are deporting so quickly they sometimes accidently deport their own citizens and can’t get them back (true story bro).

So you fixed a problem that doesn’t exist, but hurt poor and marginalized people. Sounds like a shitty idea.

RECOUNT UNTIL SHE LOSES!

Musk, probably.

He doesn’t seem to want order, and the bills paid at the end of the month.

I think breaking up the Republic would be fine with him. No commitment to the IDEALS of the USA.

Say what you will about what the US has been, just watch “The West Wing” if you want to see an example of what drives people who care about making this country function better.

Sure it’s fiction, but it’s the fictions that make living in the real world possible.

Russian’s economy is in the dumpster, yeah? Like, they’re a few years ahead of us on the falling-apart scale?

Have we seen big, shitty countries before? Russia and the US being shitty, non-globally competitive countries means neither one is likely to be a winner.

Don’t care what she says. Next please.

That’s it. They want to kill us

How? Arm Greenland?

“Mumble mumble mumble, turtle turtle, empty political statement…om-nom, good samwidge…”

NO, motherfucker, this is not a game anymore! Get the fuck out of the way, because we need some people DOING things around here! Trump isn’t killing the United States, it’s the lack of opposition. These old-money-party Democrats are fiddling around while Rome burns.

Elections are STATE things, right? Is he nationalizing elections?

But I thought the defense secretary said it didn’t happen! It’s a smear job!

Say incompetence. INCOMPETENCE!

They are scared you’ll see their incompetence. They don’t care if you see their f**k ups. They don’t care if you see their crimes. They don’t care if you see their evil.

But they really don’t want you to think they’re incompetent. Which of course, they are.

Every time they fire somebody and they have to rehire them. INCOMPETENCE

Every time they say they’re going to do something and it doesn’t get done. INCOMPETENCE.

Oh, believe me, their egos are so fragile, they will pitch a fit.

I don’t remember that. I never remember them being anything but poisonous.

They were always trying to “joke” their way into the front page, but their intention was always to crowd out opposing opinions.

Bad actors always use “free speech” and “tolerance” against their opponents to gain a foothold, and then use that foothold to leverage a pogrom.

Over and over again.

How could it be so wise and funny as well?

God-Emperor is literally what they called him on r/thedonald

CORRECTION: You won’t HEAR them complain.

It’s amazing how well he’s hitting a target he never heard of before.

Let’s blame Joe so Kamala can run again.

Not fooling me, DNC. I smell what you’re cooking.