

Also, I’m pretty sure I could shup down Congress for a day with a convincing enough phone call.
just to be clear, this is what we call terrorism.
Also, I’m pretty sure I could shup down Congress for a day with a convincing enough phone call.
just to be clear, this is what we call terrorism.
wow look at that, someone in congress doing something!
And people were saying that nothing would happen, i mean, not much has happened, to be fair, but we’ve already tried half of that shit already, it’s unlikely to work again lmao.
i know, i spent so long making it, please respond, i sent you pictures of my toe beans. ._.
idk what to tell you anymore, i don’t care about human life lmao.
You all ruined it for me by being so fucking stupid. Like i’m sorry, but how is a satirist supposed to live in a climate where everybody is just fucking stupid. The answer, inevitably, is benevolent disregard for human life, because clearly nobody cares about it enough to do anything about it.
found the insecure person!
unsurprising really.
i mean i literally made that argument in my comment, but please, keep coping.
oh, if it’s translated that would explain it lmao.
schizo comment
i’m not even educated in opsec or sysadmin work and i have better fucking security lmao.
the only thing that could initiate a premature civil war would be fucking with states rights to the point that a state declares secession.
Assuming the federal doesn’t just grant it, but that would also have other significant problems as well.
oops military go vroom
they most certainly influenced the election, whether or not they were responsible or not is a bit more complicated to answer.
Whether or not they should’ve voted is the simplest possible answer you could give. The answer was yes, and they didn’t.
yeah thank god all those left leaning voters didn’t vote for kamala, we would be in so much worse of a position now.
you would think they would then be using a government hosted platform, instead of signal, but i guess that makes too much sense.
idk why anybody is surprised, seeing how the republicans operate this should be obvious as fuck
well i have a scientific proposal for you. Find a white person, and pay them to do a terrorism. Tell me what happens after you get arrested and charged with terrorism.
(to be clear, i am not advocating for terrorism this is satire.)