Iron Lynx

Imagine how OP their colour perception would be if they did have that mental processing power

Reminds me of a joke somewhere.

One day the Queen* comes to visit a hospital. During the tour, she glances into one of the rooms and sees a man masturbating. Shocked, she asks the nurses that tour her around “What in heaven’s name is that‽”
The nurse quickly guides her away and replies “That patient has a condition where he needs to ejeaculate regularly, and when you’ve gotta, you’ve gotta. He’s been given a private room to not bother the other patients.”

Some time later they walk by another room, where there’s a patient receiving oral stimulation from an attractive nurse. Shocked, she looks at the nurses who tour her around and asks “What the- what is going on in here‽”
The nurse answers: “same condition as the other guy, better insurance.”

* replace for whatever head of state or high ranking official you’d like.

Let’s just say that for the interested, I found the original paper, so now you all can see precisely where AI learned this shit.

I mean, they did not have LLM’s in the late 1950s, so if there’s anywhere where “vegetative electron microscopy” could have come from, it would be that article. And if you look in the Scholar search results, you’ll find the same words around that phrase as are in the screenshot, soooooooo…

Most articles from the 2020s, just about, but one from 1959, and it seems to talk about the same stuff as OP’s screenshot.

My dear posters, I think this may be the source.

HUMANS: Hey peppers, we like what you’re doing, a-

PEPPERS: HOW‽‽ IT’S SUPPOSED TO HURT Y-

HUMANS: -nd we wanted to produce as many of you as we can in a controlled environment.

PEPPERS: … Blinks in disbelief Go on…?

Let’s hope for all your wellbeing that it was fun and not !FUN!