That is an interesting factoid. I always figured the top be 1 apple at least.

Me And my wife argued about this all the time. It took forever for her to realize she was arguing weight instead of height. 😂

The Hello Kitty unit of measurement is recognized by all.

What a ruinous dipshit

It’s usually not that much though. But yeah it is quite the boon every october

Straight to Guillotine , Right to Guillotine.

I’d like to say that Alaska will vote her out but Alaska isn’t known for being progressive or sane. People come here to hoard broken cars & ripped tarps in peace.

Solid reference. 10/10

That would get so much push back. I think it’s more likely Mamdani receives the highest award in journalism l, unfortunately.

"I said what I said and I meant it. "

"as my 6yo just said, “Ooold Donald Bananas”

completely unrelated to this, but it fits.

What is this image of him? He looks like a video game character coming in for the kill.

It’s probably for the best.

I hope Harvard tells him to fuck himself so hard his asshole envelops himself & he disappears into his own asshole.

Now that’s how you write a damn headline. Straight to the point.