He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.

Weird how this reminds everyone of something different. I immediately thought of Slimer from Ghostbusters.

Brave sir Elon ran away,

He bravely ran away away…

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled,

Yes, brave sir Elon turned about,

And gallantly he chickened out,

Swiftly taking to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, sir Elon!