Dictator for day 1

Special operation for 3 days

I’m beginning to think they don’t understand time

Can’t tell if fake, not googling anything that buffoon says, assuming it’s real because that buffoon says things way stupider than this on the regular

Feel free to take the first shot.

Imma have to hit you with a UAA, UGA and a UAG just to make sure.

“shut down entire agencies, including ones that oversee billions of dollars in funds for addiction services and community health centers across the country.”

If they want the states or communities to take over I’m fine not paying my federal taxes and giving everything to my local governments

Would’ve been nice if California could’ve kept it’s water in reservoirs then siphoned off the paltry (relative to basin gains) amount Mexico was looking for, might’ve been useful for the farmers

You realize they’ll have legions of morons with itchy trigger fingers lined up to defend them right?

My father is one of them.

I wish he’d at least have the spine to get paid to do it, but I figure they have kompromot on him at this point.

Ugh paywall.

Why the hell are we using a messaging app to communicate the highest echelons of government communication??

Nice frowny face, are they using lube in your fantasy?

The fuck… I thought that was ai/Photoshop for sure, didn’t even trust the water mark.

Hard to feel much over the pain of having your own head in your ass