Ted is such a soft toothed stinky mouth little bitch

He belongs in that floating island of plastic trash in the Pacific Ocean

So Obama can run against him then?

Schumer is a worthless sack of runny shit

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He’s a complete and total dumb-dumb

Martian luau

Marshmallow law

Rolling on ketamine, spouting verbal diarrhea, again. His brain is shot.

I’m old enough to remember him:

—agreeing to fight Zuckerberg (he chickened 🐔out)

—saying full self driving will be available in 2016 (it still doesn’t work)

—agreeing to an unedited interview with Jon Stewart (he chickened 🐔 out)

—challenge Putin to one on one combat (now he carries ALL of Putin’s water)

I will be attending the group poop on his grave, no doubt. Rest in pieces, Bitch McConnell.

Pam Blondi too focused on protecting Teslers to care about national security.

Buttery males

…of cards

Truncated for accuracy: Trump Says He Knows Nothing About Bombshell Article In The Atlantic

Tiny 🍄