They should try to be dapper like Cho’gath.

I can catch a lot of things if I sprint, but I don’t usually sprint from the couch to the kitchen.

Have you considered cleaning out the house and closing all the gaps?

I know a lot of these insect threads tend to disagree, but sealing a house and only letting in air through very fine meshes is 100% possible.

Every time I bring this up people start taking like spiders and bugs can phase through solid walls of wood and caulk.

While I have no understanding for that, I do however understand that poverty or mental or physical health issues can make it difficult to get your home to not be a gappy mess. Especially as renters have no authority to do that.

People shit on Hossenfelder but she has a point. Academia partially brought this on themselves.

I’d still think a citation would be needed.

They said being alive is good, then you said citation needed but you marked it as unserious, as if no citation was needed.

Odd, how is it unserious?

Oh ok. Then why is it there?

You have not seen babymortar launchers of Ukraine? If they had enough supply they would not hesitate to blot out the sun. Thankfully brave special operation heroes rescue many. But maybe you don’t know, you’re just indoctrinated with western propaganda. I lost a friend to this once, him and entire helicopter dead. Birdstrike much less dangerous than babystrike.

What’s the /s mean?

This Rick Fuze is possibly the most pathetic creature I have ever heard of.

I can’t remember ever hearing of or witnessing anything quite this pointlessly mean spirited, weak, stupid, and regrettable.

I mean, when you attack a senior citizen, the best outcome as far as I’m concerned is obviously that the attacker loses. But for it to have actually happened, and in circumstances like this? Absolutely incredible.

Is that device meant to alleviate SDS symptoms at all? I’d be interested to see any studies on it if there are any, if you could tell me what it’s called or point me to the research it would be much appreciated.

We’re looking at all the options we can for our severely SDS afflicted SIC.

COUGAR CUBS? LEAVE EM!
FAWNS? KIDNAP THEM, RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN
MAKE THEM LEARN CALCULUS

It’s pretty likely they’ve heard of it as a niche option, as a forgettable factoid years ago.

Then they may also have learned it’s a very small platform and something about decentralization.

if they went to sign up regardless, it seems likely they didn’t end up picking an instance. (Possibly having left the page open, briefly looked up Mastodon instances and read a few sentences, then moved on to something else.)

Now that they wouldn’t have had to pick an instance, they’ve long forgotten about it, maybe you could get them to try the normalized sign up process.

But anyone who knows anything about people knew from the start that Mastodon wasn’t really even aiming for successful growth. Of course the instances were gonna be an obstacle.

Of course.

I’ll mention you probably missed the Depart men(t) of Education wordplay in the title.

Please, no! Coconuts don’t fit up there!