Maybe deploy some of those National Guardsmen to protect your citizens from Fed overreach? Or, you know, use the cops you already have for this. Would maybe help rehab the CHP/CPD’s image by having them actually protect and serve.

And yet they can’t stand immigration. Well, anything other than waspy-white immigration.

The Steele Dossier’s rumored “P-Tape”. They never say what it is, but you nailed my headcanon.

Deploy the Oregon natural guard to guard against the… national guard. Oh boy.

How about something catchy like Mothers Against Fascists In America. Yeah. MAFIA. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that name. Everyone likes mothers… (receives and reads note)… Fuck.

It’s way more watchable than I thought it would be

Good

Listened to the segment and yeah, he’s a politician: saying anything in a noncommittal way to get people in the room onto his side. He’s not principled for sure, but in this case I genuinely don’t think he was airing a true personal perspective either.

Depends on your insurance… a sentence that says everything