I am truly grateful that they don’t. Can you imagine that jiggly, fleshy fruit hanging from a tree?

Inherited wealth is still luck in a sense. They happened to be the lucky one in their rich dad’s balls while I had the bad luck of being in the balls of a drunk asshole

There was an interesting study done with zebra finches. In it they glued fake mohawkes on males and found that females selected them over unaltered males, even though it didn’t naturally occur in the species. So there is some precedence for the possibility that the forward facing eyes were simply “sexier”.