Monopoly busting, hell yes!! All the other ideas come from people who were unlucky enough to have nothing passed down to them.

I am sorry for your situation, but my father worked his ass off to leave me and my siblings something (it was meager compared to most I’m sure but it helped me out immensely when I needed a leg up), but blanket laws like this would have royally screwed me just because “well I didn’t inherit anything from my parents, so NOBODY ELSE SHOULD EITHER!!” mentality.

DCU heads in their best J. Jonah Jameson voice:

FIND ME A SINGLE TWEET THAT MAKES A CONTROVERSY OF THIS MOVIE!! WE NEED FREE PUBLICITY DAMMIT!!! IT WORKED FOR DISNEY, IT WILL WORK FOR US!! GET ME THOSE PICTURES THAT TWEET!!!

can’t afford to learn anymore lessons.

Lol!!! They can afford the whole school!! They are laughing hand in hand with Republicans all the way to the bank!!

“BUT THEY ARE BETTER THO!”