President Donald Trump had an annual physical Friday and concluded, “I did well,” praising his own heart, soul and cognitive ability while noting medical reports from White House doctors may not be ready until the weekend.
The Pinocchio story is outdated. We need a new adaptation for the modern age where the main character becomes slightly more orange and insufferable every time they lie.
If you look at the places he isn’t orange, he’s possibly deathly pale too.
Nobody chooses to go orange unless they have something to hide. And he used to be a normal color
Heart problems and such cause people to look grey
The Pinocchio story is outdated. We need a new adaptation for the modern age where the main character becomes slightly more orange and insufferable every time they lie.
We have one, it’s called Donald Trump. Every time he lies, his penis shrinks.