• lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    15 days ago

    I’m so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don’t worry. I’m not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.

  • limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 days ago

    I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!

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      15 days ago

      That’s just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it’s hanging from the ceiling!

      (And just because I couldn’t make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)

      • limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        15 days ago

        I was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.

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          15 days ago

          Oh, your joke was obvious enough.

          I think nobody believes on a giant turtle nowadays… I mean, it’s hard to be certain, but I think a group like that would be famous.

  • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I’m rolling on the floor laughing rn.

    But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was ‘no way that could happen’ instead of ‘it literally happens every day’.