Next they’ll discover that rain makes things wet.

The words “I’m a Black trans communist immigrant that is woke” were found engraved on the lighters.

“Yes Hitler McRacismCEO is a fascist, but Steve NotANazi clears his throat weird. Both sides are the same. Don’t vote.”

I thought she wanted bathroom police to deny people entry.

This is genuinely the lie a bunch of them are running with on Xitter.

I could live for a thousand more years and it still wouldn’t be distant enough.