That’s nice dear, we’ll put it up on the fridge next to all your other tests, just move one of the syphilis positives to the garage.

Never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine I’d end up in a timeline where Ted Cruz made a good point.

Can someone just take some crayons and illustarate to the republicans how many people they have killed vs ow many people trans folk have killed? I’d love to see the “FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS LALALALALA” temper tantrum that ensues

I have more sympathy for my toenail clippings than I do for Trump voters getting exactly what they voted for.