Obviously fruit/vegetable should be broken down into whether or not you can just make a sauce with it.

Tomatoes: easily broken0 down into a sauce Apples: guess what? saucable

Zucchini: not easily sauced. Cucumber: don’t even think about it!

Realistically they probably won’t know who did it but just pick someone they don’t like.

Bet that one was started by all those dastardly programmers that wear knee high socks!